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Tired of that damn monkey-mind not letting you nod off? This tea won’t get you particularly high, but the CBN acts as a sedative. Drink 60-90 minutes before lights-out and boast to your pill-addicted friends about fog-free mornings.
NOTE: A small percentage of people find CBN stimulating; if you’re one of them, try Sympa-Tea instead.
We should all be drinking this tea daily. Sympa-Tea is an anti-inflammatory and neuroprotective powerhouse thanks to a combination of high CBD, ginger, turmeric and black peppercorn (which helps with turmeric bioavailability). It’s fabulous for pain, stress, anxiety, nausea, cramps and staying happily present. Replace your glass of wine with Sympa-Tea and you’ll sleep better, feel better and be better.
The rumors are true: Sensuali-Tea makes sex heavenly. Why? Not only does THC help the brain release arousal signals, it also increases orgasm. Sensuali-Tea is lovely when used outside the bedroom as well, especially at gatherings or for initiating DMCs (deep meaningful conversations). Lay off the booze and still be the life of the party. (See our “teatail” recipes.) Drink an hour before dinner. Enjoy scintillating mealtime conversation. Rush home. Disrobe.
This one ain’t for newbies. Positivi-Tea is our highest-THC tea and is green-tea caffeinated. It’s great for the willing and confident, and for anyone seeking a buzz boost. The CBD counteracts anxiety and paranoia, making Positivi-Tea excellent for outdoor adventures, creative creating, and belly laughs while watching British comedies in the bath.
I’ve been fighting a persistent hacking cough and went looking for an alternative to those horrible over-the-counter nightime flu/sleep aids. I found your Tranquili-Tea, and voila! Not only did I sleep like a baby, but your tea shut down my cough far better and all night with no side effects. I’m back among the human race! Spread the word. Thanks Kikoko!
Omg! You’ve given tea a new meaning! We’ve slept better the last two nights than we have in the last month combined. Magic. Pure magic!
I drank the Sensuali-Tea and it absolutely changed my life… I had tremendous orgasms and it just felt wonderful afterwards and it lingered; giving me a pleasure that I didn’t think was possible post-menopause.
I’ve practiced yoga and meditation for years but have suffered with sleeping issues which left me exhausted the next day. A friend suggested Tranquili-Tea and it worked fantastically! I was happy and refreshed the next morning. Now I’m ready to seize the day!
Sympa-Tea is such a soothing, comforting, tasty way to get rid of my cramps. Plus with the turmeric and ginger in there I know I’m addressing any inflammation. Love it.
The tea is great and came at a perfect time as I have been having radiation on a vertebrae in my neck and it gives me a hell of a sore throat. The tea really helps soothe it. Either that or after I drink I I don’t give a damn anymore. Whatever, it works! Now I just have to keep my wife away from my supply!
You and what you create has been honestly life-changing for my father. Your tea is magnificent. My family has the deepest amount of gratitude that you crossed our path and shared your healing product and knowledge with us.
I love Sympa-Tea! I drink this in the evening instead of my wine, which was giving me headaches. Bravo! This such a healthy alternative to alcohol, and no more damn headaches. Sometimes I pour over ice to make myself think it’s a cocktail. Just a much healthier one.
Just a cup of Positivi-Tea for a totally happy, fun time. Plus, no awful hangover looming. The stigma has got to go. Pot is not just for stoners anymore.
This tasty brew brings “high tea” to a refined new level. Sensuali-Tea very pleasantly and adroitly hits the “T-spot” as advertised, with no follow-on lethargy or adverse side effects. Two thumbs up.
This tea is changing my life!! Two nights of the best sleep I’ve had in years, with NO hangover! Thank you from the bottom of my ♥.
I wanted to express my appreciation for the work you’ve done. As a veteran, I’ve dealt with chronic nerve pain since my tour in Iraq. Positivi-Tea is beneficial for my PTSD and Sympa-Tea for the pain. I’ve tried various prescriptions and nothing has worked as well. Your teas have greatly improved my life and I look forward to my hot cup of tea each evening.”
I drank Tranquili-Tea before bed and it really is amazing. I’ve tried every cannabis product out there for sleep and this was the best.
I received my tea today, and I made a cup of the Sympa-Tea. I am a 61-year-old two-time cancer survivor with post-mastectomy pain. I just had the best day. Such a pleasant little buzz, but not really a buzz — just a feeling of wellness. I made soup, homemade marshmallows, I walked. I could feel pain but it was secondary to feeling great. I am so excited about this product.
Damn couples therapy; Sensuali-Tea should be known as the ‘marriage-saver tea.’ Orgasms have never been so good. Ever.
This stuff has facilitated a couple of really, really, really enjoyable experiences that I have never had the good fortune to experience before. Well done. Thanks again for offering a product that really works and tastes good too.
I experienced gentle elevation, good laughs, and easeful body relaxation without being glued to the couch.
I finally tried the Sensuali-Tea last night. Amazing, amazing… honestly the best experience I’ve had with those lovely herbs. Now I need more!
My mother and I split a cup and went shopping (we got a ride). What was meant to be one hour turned into four hours of giggling and just straight up fun. The best mother-daughter day ever!